“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.” – Mark Twain
This past week my family has been trying to cut our dog’s hair.
For context, he is a Bernese mountain dog mixed with a poodle and we, unfortunately, have not gotten him groomed in a long, long time. So, his hair was large and in charge.
We got clippers from an aunt and decided to go for it.
It has been almost a week of us slowly chipping away at his mane. I cannot tell if he has gotten progressively stupider or cuter looking throughout the process.
All I do know is that I may or may not be allergic to his hair due to the fact that my legs were on fire when his hair got on me.